What do you get...?
Jokes
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- What do you get if you dial 666?
The australian police.
- What do you get if you dial 000?
Nothing
- What do you get if you dial 76497654903686546754?
A sore finger
- What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper
- What do you get if you cross a leopard with a kangaroo and a sheep?
A SPOTTED WOOLLY JUMPE
- What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a mink?
A fur jumper with pockets
- What do you get if you cross a pig with a zebra?
Striped sausages
- What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A milky baa kid
- What do you get if you cross a football team with ice-cream?
Aston Vanilla
- What do you get if you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the pooh
- What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of Crisps?
Crisps that go bump in the night
- What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A smell that you can't get rid of
- What do you get if you roll a tomato down a hill?
Squashed tomato
- What do you get if you jump out of a Concorde without a parachute?
Shorter
- What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes
- What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
An eleven meter hair brush
- What do you get if you put your aunt in the freezer?
Auntie freeze
- What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head
- What do you get if you cross a pair of roller skates with a motor way?
Run over
- What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
Big holes in Austrailia
- What do you get if you cross an elk with a cocoa bean?
A chocolate mousse
- What do you get if you cross a hyena with a crocodile?
I don't know, but when he laughs, you'd better join in.
- What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie talkie!
- What do you get if you cross a crocodile and a vegetable?
Crocolli
- What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A wooly jumper
- What do you get if you cross a brown bear with a kangaroo.
A fur coat with big pockets
- What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork!
- What do you get if you cross a pig with a teddy bear?
A teddy boar!
- What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac and an agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
- What do you get when you cross L.S.D. with Birthcontrol Pills?
A trip without the kids.
- What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A striped sweater!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman with a tiger?
Frostbite!
- What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a tiger?
A striped jumper!
- What do you get if you cross a tiger with a watchdog?
A terrified postman!
- What happened when a man tried to cross a lion with a goat?
He had to get a new goat!
- What do you get if you cross Dracula with Al Capone?
A fangster!
- What do you get when you cross a hare and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks.
- What do you get when you cross a telephone with a large football player?
A wide receiver!
- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
- What do you get if you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off!
- What do you get when you cross a cow with a chicken?
Roost beef!
- What do you get if you cross a termite with a praying mantis?
An insect that says grace before eating your house.
- What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school?
An offer you can't understand.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant and an orangutan?
One dead ape with two-foot stretch marks.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rat?
A dead rat with an 18 inch asshole!
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with an ant?
A dead ant.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
A two-ton pickup.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino.
- What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
- What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
Free Parking.
- What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
Exclusive use of the elevator.