What do you call...?

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- What do you call any elephant who is an expert on skin disorders?
A pachydermatoligist.

- What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
Anything you want, it can't hear you.

- What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
Sir.

- What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
Optimistic!