What is the difference...?

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- What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.

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- What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.

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- What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink

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- What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.

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- What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. A dog is always happy to see you
B. A dog only takes a couple of months to train

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- What's the difference between a woman with pms and a pitbull?
Lipstick.

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- What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

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- What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years your job will still suck.

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- What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

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- What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.


- How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.

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- What's the difference between a little moron and an elephant?
About 20 pounds, but the elephant's gaining!